Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin' for Bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, “Big Ben, this here's a Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down.”
CB handle winner goes to Phil Strope, the Pickled Liver.
Best costume to John Brandon, AKA Burt Reynolds